Jason Woodmansee
Frank the headcover says: “don’t worry, you’ll dominate the Senior Tour someday.”

Frank the headcover says: “don’t worry, you’ll dominate the Senior Tour someday.”

Source: theagonyofdefeat
Tiger Woods isn’t exactly the 40 Year-Old Virgin, but that’s what I thought of when I saw the cover of Golf Digest…

Tiger Woods isn’t exactly the 40 Year-Old Virgin, but that’s what I thought of when I saw the cover of Golf Digest…

Tiger Woods/Wheaties Titleist golf balls- My wife’s aunt found these in her garage & sent them to me. These must be from 1997-2000 or so, when Tiger only used Nike for apparel. The balls have a Wheaties logo & Tiger’s signature on them, and are DT 2-piece (so not the balls he would have been using at the time). This is now the only piece of Tiger memorabilia I own, & I’ll display it proudly for ironic purposes. I plan to make the joke “For Tiger, ‘The Breakfast of Champions’ means eating Wheaties off the chest of a stripper” often.

Tiger Woods/Wheaties Titleist golf balls- My wife’s aunt found these in her garage & sent them to me. These must be from 1997-2000 or so, when Tiger only used Nike for apparel. The balls have a Wheaties logo & Tiger’s signature on them, and are DT 2-piece (so not the balls he would have been using at the time).

This is now the only piece of Tiger memorabilia I own, & I’ll display it proudly for ironic purposes. I plan to make the joke “For Tiger, ‘The Breakfast of Champions’ means eating Wheaties off the chest of a stripper” often.